I am NOT as smart as my phone...

Well, things change. So I bit the bullet and got a new phone. It's one of those smarty phones. It's a bold blackberry 9900.  I just got off a 25 minute call with the customer service guy and I had to laugh because I didn't know how to end the call... so I put the phone down and looked in the little booklet. Two minutes later I shut the phone off. I figure it will take the better part of the weekend to figure out how to get this thing fired up and running right. The guy said I can watch movies on it. Yeahhh, right. Like I am going to warm up some popcorn, grab a beer and sit down to watch Bridge Over River Kwai on this thing. I can't wait.